Kelly J. Cooper ([info]kjc007) wrote,
@ 2008-10-30 14:30:00
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Entry tags:porn, priest

AWKWARD!!!

I'm ok with selling porn. And/or erotica. Written or pictorial. Seriously.

But when a Catholic priest, complete with collar and slight Irish accent, comes to the counter to ask me a question while I'm checking in Extreme Curves: Phat Girls with its lascivious nekkidity on both front and back, you better believe I stuffed that sucker in a box PDQ.

(Oh Google it yer own self if you must know...)

Whew!


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[info]catness
2008-10-30 06:41 pm UTC (link)
It's okay. He probably doesn't like girls. :)

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[info]drwex
2008-10-31 07:41 pm UTC (link)
*snerk* You win.

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[info]tamidon
2008-10-30 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Google it I did...Oh MY

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[info]erikred
2008-10-30 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Hehe, the guilt, it burns, it burns.

I recently bought some Omaha Cat Dancer for a buddy for his birthday, and I actually blushed at the counter. Me. Nearly 40, buying 20 year-old porn for a buddy. And blushing. I'm telling you, some things never change.

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[info]i_leonardo
2008-10-30 07:50 pm UTC (link)
*laugh*

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[info]laurenpburka
2008-10-30 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Ok, you got me. What did he ask?

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[info]kjc007
2008-10-31 03:14 am UTC (link)
"May I open this?" in reference to a shrink-wrapped Mad Magazine pop-up book.

He apparently has a friend who's mad for Mad and he periodically buys this person Mad-related stuff as a gift.

I opened it for him, but he didn't buy it.

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[info]whitebird
2008-10-31 03:52 am UTC (link)
Did you get mad at him for not buying it?

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[info]kjc007
2008-10-31 04:06 am UTC (link)
Not really. Mildly exasperated, but I repressed it cuz I has gud customr skillz.

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[info]kjc007
2008-10-31 04:07 am UTC (link)
Also, raised Catholic, good with repression...

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